Town mouse on the pitfalls of modern life

Clive tries to hold his concentration to his work as he gazes out of the window onto the rear of another London terrace

Town mouse; country life
town mouse new
(Image credit: Country Life)

Goodness, the pitfalls of modern life. I work at the back of our house, overlooking the rear of another terrace, next street along. Naturally, as a writer, I spend much of my time looking vacantly out of the window. It is a typical London view: a few branches, the occasional jay, a variety of Victorian sash windows and balconies.

One of the flats has been bought by some Italian girls, whose joyous exclamations as they moved in gave me the happy feeling of being in Rome. What is it, however, about the Italians and curtains? If they don't have any, they've certainly got shutters. Yet they just don't close them.

A couple of windows along is a family who rarely make use of their blind. My eye drifts from the computer screen, and there is an Italian, just out of bed-or out of the bath. Or somebody disrobing in the other window.

The branch has no leaves and it gets dark early. I am compelled to lower my own blind, lest I'm mistaken for a voyeur. And yet, why should I? Is it reasonable that I should be put to the trouble, solely because other people display themselves in the nude? When in England, do as the English. Be reserved. Hang onto your inhibitions, I'm trying to concentrate.

Country Life

Country Life is unlike any other magazine: the only glossy weekly on the newsstand and the only magazine that has been guest-edited by HRH The King not once, but twice. It is a celebration of modern rural life and all its diverse joys and pleasures — that was first published in Queen Victoria's Diamond Jubilee year. Our eclectic mixture of witty and informative content — from the most up-to-date property news and commentary and a coveted glimpse inside some of the UK's best houses and gardens, to gardening, the arts and interior design, written by experts in their field — still cannot be found in print or online, anywhere else.

Latest in Comment & Opinion
Black and white image of a life drawing class
Why it’s imperative that schoolchildren have access to art and design classes
The dance more complex than the most elaborate mating ritual: Or, how to buy a new car
noGf4zJCcG4LEnCDjGmSmV.jpg
Opinion: The countryside is too loud
hoq3B7DyUrJgxLpCKRRijV.jpg
Joe Gibbs: 'There are many reasons why a chap might be found crawling across the floor of his London club of an evening. In my case, I was in search of a digital hearing aid'
Salisbury Cathedral: One of Britain's most beautiful buildings.
Athena: Perhaps the time has come to be more honest about the importance of beauty
RcaAQqDqGbgLKCQUUk2YYa.jpg
Minette Batters: 'I naively believed we could help teach our fellow African farmers how to farm. How wrong I’ve been; we have so much to learn from them'
Latest in Features
cheese painting
Tom Parker Bowles's Tour de Fromage, from creamy Camembert and spicy, pungent Époisses to the 'mighty, swaggering Roqueforts'
Property for Sale
An idyllic countryside home that's light, spacious and comes with a Grade II-listed folly
Woman boarding a train
Scotland's majestic landscapes meet holistic wellness aboard Belmond and Dior's inaugural train retreat
Grayson Perry for The Wallace Collection
'This is the funnest exhibition London has seen in recent memory': Grayson Perry’s new show at the Wallace Collection explores the delusions of a fictitious woman
Images of Rogershook in Pembrokeshire
An bucolic dream in Pembrokeshire as a lakeside farmhouse comes up for sale
Diamond brooch
How Cartier became ‘the jeweller of kings and the king of jewellers’