Marmite
Age 112
Appearance Defiant
The story so far The world’s most contentious foodstuff, which began life by the river in Burton-on-Trent in 1902 as a by-product of the brewing process, has developed near-talismanic qualities. It was shipped in epic quantities to British troops during both World Wars and continues to be enlisted in battles of a different sort -mosquitoes are thought to be firmly in the ‘hate it’ camp. Various limited edition versions have been produced, including, in 2010, an extra-mature one. Speaking of which, it’s very popular with The Rolling Stones, who always request it on tour.

Did you know? Its name is actually (whisper it) French. The casserole dish on the jars’ labels, a marmite, is used in Normandy to make a popular fish stew called Marmite Dieppoise

 

Colman’s Mustard powder
Age 200
Appearance Bullish
The story so far 1814 was a good year for Britain. The first cricket match was played at Lord’s and miller Jeremiah Colman hit upon the idea of blending mustard seeds to create a scorching powder. Colman’s red-and-yellow livery was unveiled in 1866 and, in the same year, Queen Victoria gave the company her seal of approval. The Royal Family continues to like it hot-Colman’s supplies Buckingham Palace to this day. Such was its founder’s success that he was able to buy up rival manufacturer Keen Robinson & Company in 1903, a move that reputedly gave rise to the phrase ‘keen as mustard’.
Did you know?
In the 1920s, a young Dorothy L. Sayers helped launch The Mustard Club for Colman’s buyers. By the time it closed in 1933, half a million membership badges had been given away

Gordon’s gin
Age 245
Appearance Spirited
The story so far Gin was to 18th-century London what tins of Special Brew are to park benches today. The Gin Act of 1751, designed to regulate consumption, succeeded in restricting the sale of Mother’s Ruin to licensed shops. But the merchandise remained shoddy: impure, sweet and often flavoured with turpentine. Southwark distiller Alexander Gordon resolved to create a more salubrious spirit and Gordon’s Gin was born in 1769. His exact recipe remains a secret, but we know that it balances juniper with coriander seeds, angelica root, liquorice and citrus peel.
Did you know? The boar on the bottles’ lids, lifted from the Gordon coat of arms, came about as a result of a member of the family rescuing the king of Scotland from one while he was hunting

 

Lyle’s Golden Syrup
Age 129
Appearance Rotund
The story so far Only someone born in the Victorian era could have designed this tin, featuring a decaying lion’s carcass surrounded by a swarm of bees, with the legend ‘Out of the strong came forth sweetness’ (a nod to the Biblical book of Judges) running beneath it. Scottish businessman Abram Lyle, who started selling his ‘Goldie’ from barrels to friends in 1883, was a man of religious conviction. George V bestowed a Royal Warrant on his company and every monarch since has followed suit. The advent of an easy-pour bottle in 1996 hasn’t lessened the appeal of the original industrial-style packaging -in 2007, Guinness World Records declared it to be the oldest in existence.
Did you know? During the First World War, a shortage of metal led to Lyle’s tins, briefly, being manufactured from thick cardboard

Romney’s Kendal Mint Cake
Age 95
Appearance Intrepid
The story so far It began with a happy accident. An easily distracted Kendal confectioner, boiling up glacier-mint mix, wandered away from his stove for a moment. By the time he returned, the contents of the pan had started to grain and cloud over-or so the story goes. Fast forward a few decades to 1919, and sweet wholesaler Sam Clarke, unable to get hold of mint cake that met his standards, set up his own factory. Then, in 1953, a call came from the team kitting out the upcoming Everest expedition. Could Clarke supply them with sufficient Kendal Mint Cake by the end of the week? As luck would have it, he could. Thus it was that, after planting their flags on the summit, Hillary and Tenzing paused for a moment to share a slab. ‘It was easily the most popular item on our high-altitude ration,’ a member of the party later wrote. ‘Our only criticism was that we didn’t have enough of it.’
Did you know? New York customs officials were so horrified by the idea of a flourless ‘cake’ in the 1950s that they ordered a whole shipload of Kendal’s finest to be dumped into the Atlantic

 

HP Sauce
Age 115
Appearance Honourable member
The story so far ‘Wallop it on!’ ran the famous tagline for HP Sauce. And there’s always been something a little, well, saucy, about Westminster’s favourite condiment. Nottingham grocer Frederick Gibson Garton, who spent the closing years of the 19th century tinkering with a mixture of tomatoes, vinegar, molasses, dates, tamarind and spices, originally cooked it up. However, he was persuaded to part with his secret recipe by the Midlands Vinegar Company’s Edwin Samson Moore, to whom he owed £150 in unpaid bills. Just over a century later, in 2005, the Americans bought HP Foods for the somewhat larger sum of $855 million and the sauce went global-we now get through 28 million bottles each year.
Did you know?
At one stage, it was nicknamed ‘Wilson’s gravy’ after Prime Minister Harold Wilson’s wife, Mary, told The Sunday Times: ‘If Harold has a fault, it is that he will drown everything with HP Sauce’

Dairy Milk
Age 109
Appearance Deep purple
The story so far What a difference a name makes! Had the Cadbury bigwigs got their way, the world’s best-known chocolate bar might have been called Highland Milk. Or Jersey, or Dairy Maid. Fortunately, the young daughter of a customer pitched in and her suggestion stuck. Dairy Milk was conceived as a dig at the Swiss, who, in 1905, were the undisputed market leaders in milk chocolate. George Cadbury Jr, son of the company’s founder and the brains behind Bourneville, was challenged to develop a bar even creamier than the Continental offerings. He succeeded: by the time the First World War broke out, it had become Cadbury’s biggest seller and, more than a century later, 350 million bars are sold worldwide each year.
Did you know? The purple packaging is a comparatively recent innovation. To start with, Dairy Milk was sold in wrapped blocks that could be broken up into penny bars by shopkeepers

 

Lea & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce
Age 176
Appearance Mysterious
The story so far A riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in an orange label. The official line is that one Lord Sandys, former governor of Bengal, returned to Worcestershire in the early 1800s clutching a recipe for a spicy sauce, which he then tasked two local chemists-John Lea and William Perrins-with re-creating.
Their first attempt failed to impress and the jars were abandoned in the pair’s cellar. A few years later, they decided to open them up and were amazed to discover that the contents had matured into a delicious savoury condiment. However, some historians hold that no Lord Sandys ever governed Bengal-or went anywhere near India. The controversy continues: two leather-bound folios containing what purported to be the original recipe turned up in a skip in the 1980s, but cynics wondered whether the whole thing was simply a publicity stunt.
Did you know? Worcestershire sauce is referred to as salsa inglesa, or ‘English sauce’, in Spain

 

Pimm’s
Age 191
Appearance Merry
The story so far
‘We had to let the West Wing go, but thank heavens we can still afford our Pimm’s’ proclaimed the 1930s advertisement. It wasn’t entirely tongue-in-cheek- by then, everyone’s favourite amber nectar was cosying up to the Establishment in a big way. But its beginnings were altogether more low-key -the drink was the brainchild of James Pimm, a farmer’s son who left Kent to seek his fortune in the early 1800s and eventually got together the funds to open an oyster bar in the City. There, thirsty punters would knock back chasers of gin between mouthfuls, wincing at the bitter aftertaste. Pimm hit upon the idea of boosting sales by serving seafood platters with a sweet, ginbased tonic instead. Diners were delighted with the new offering, which came in a small tankard known as the No 1 Cup. The rest is gardenparty history.
Did you know? Pimm’s bottles were corked until 1946, when screwcaps- which were the height of fashion at that point-were introduced

 

Dickinson & Morris pork pies
Age 163
Appearance Bursting with civic pride
The story so far The clue is in the name: Ye Olde Pork Pie Shoppe, Dickinson & Morris’s Melton Mowbray headquarters, has been baking up a storm since 1851. Pork pies were a medieval innovation, but they came into their own in the 19th century when members of the Quorn, Cottesmore and Belvoir started carrying them in their saddlebags. Bonestock jelly was added after baking to fill the air spaces inside and to prevent the pies shattering when huntsmen cleared hedges. These golden wonders have occupied a special place in the nation’s psyche ever since- members of the 4th Parachute Brigade were welcomed home to Melton Mowbray in 1944 with trays of specially baked Dickinson & Morris pies. Today, visitors flock to Ye Olde Pork Pie Shoppe from all over the world to watch pastry being hand-raised in the traditional way and filled with coarsely chopped (never minced) pork.
Did you know?
Unlike other pork pies, Melton Mowbrays are baked without a metal hoop surrounding them. This creates the distinctive bulging silhouette

 

Frank Cooper’s marmalade
Age 140
Appearance Academic
The story so far From dons’ delight to 007. In less than a century, Oxford shopkeeper’s wife Sarah Jane Cooper’s robustly flavoured marmalade had attracted the attention of James Bond himself, who has it on his toast (thickcut, wholewheat, spread with Jersey butter) in Fleming’s 1957 novel From Russia, with Love. Scott set off for Antarctica in 1910 with Frank Cooper’s Vintage Oxford among his provisions-long after his party had perished, a jar was found buried in the ice. Today, British ambassadors spoil visiting dignitaries not with Ferrero Rocher, but Frank Cooper’s: it’s supplied to embassies around the world.

Did you know?
Alice encounters a jar of Frank Cooper’s down the rabbit hole in John Tenniel’s illustrated version of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

 

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  • Nigel Britton

    Nigel Britton the cousin of the TV presenter Fern Britton, has just released HP Sauce MY Ancestors’ Legacy ISBN 9781481797030. This is the complete history of the Midland Vinegar Company and HP Sauce Ltd 1874-2013. Nigel tells of the time when his ancestors visited Frederick Gibson Garton in 1899 and persuaded him to part with not only HP Sauce but also Daddies Sauce under mysterious and dubious circumstances. http://www.hpsaucemyancestorslegacy.co.uk